I just read the message and smile, if the she
no succeed for the first time wetin make her
think say she go succeed this time, abeg
make she go sit down joor, she even get
boyfriend na im she dey sanko my dicck join
abi, na thunder go fire that her big yashh, i
took my darling laptop, i check my cassete
and i select “arrow 3” i like that film die, the
guy join act for the flash self.
I concentrated on my film, sleeping on my
bed and backing my door, my stomach
rumble, na wetin i go eat na, i thought
assuming mercy dey here na she go just
cook for me sharp sharp, hmmm i think am
missing her already, then i remember faith, i
gave her money to buy obstacle for her soup,
i quickly stood up, took my cooler and put it
on black bag, i lock my door and set out to
faith house, on my way i saw chinansa
discussing with three grab guys i went to
Me: good evening chinansa, bros una good
Chinansa: what, can we help you? She said
eyeing me from head to toe.
Me: una dey plan how to attack me abi? No
wahala, thank God say i still save your
number for my phone and as e dey like this
na im i dey carry am go show police (for my
mind, lol who wan waste 5k again) so,
because i dey my own jejeje you carry
wahala come my doormouth, abi na by force
to date you, no worry police go come your
house tomorow morning,
she just kept looking at me like a boyscout.
Me: as for una, i don mark una face if
anything happen to me, na police case una
go find una self .
Bro 1: oga mi why you dey para like that na,
you na our man na, and na we we, so make
you chil like ice water ( he said opening his
open teeth like solomon randy .
Bro 3: na we we make you nor dey para
again u dey feel me so, as we don see u so,
we don believe say u na correct guy, so
chinansa my hand no dey again i dont
commot ( he said washing his hand like
pilas, no be say water dey oh) .
They walk off chinansa, and disappear, then
Chinansa: you think say i dey fear police, if
you like go carry soldier, mopol, and even
carry mobile police join (mumu mopol no be
mobile police) infact go carry boko haram
join, all i know is that i must revenge my
boyfriend i dont care how i go about it, she
said and catwalk out of me, omen see her
yash as she dey waka, na that yash first
make me go meet her, now that yash wan
put me for am again, i clear my head and set
to faith house.
I walk to the main road (mcc) and corner to
umuojima road after 5minutes of walking, i
turn over to her street and 2minutes later i
found myself at her doormouth.
Kokoko i knock, who is that? She answered.
Me: memeor oziegbe, hwiode ah ( na me
faith: se muza iva de ( wait am coming).
She opened the door, and i saw her sweating
like shegoat, i enter inside and saw another
man sweating like hegoat chai my edo sister
oh, i smiled.
Me: good evening sir.
Bros: good evening oga how we dey.
Me: you dey fine sir, but me dey hungry.
Faith: u nor well i know say na im make you
come, see the pot for there carry am as you
Why she no go talk like that wey she want
make i leave sharp sharp so that they go
continue their kerewa ontop bed, lol, if na
before she nor go even gree make i touch
spoon talkless of to carry soup for pot, i
jejely pack the soup and remain small one for
her ( black soup na one of my best soup so i
nor dey use am play ) after i finish tie the
nylon i told her bye and leave her and her
loving loving make them continue were them
stop, i walk out of the compound, i enter
umuojima road and after 3minutes of walking
i heard something from my back following
me, i look back i didnt see anybody, i
continue moving, then i heard the footstep
again, i look back and i saw nothing, i dial
adanna number and i heard the ringtone
from where i was standing, i look back
where the sound was coming from i didnt
see her, then i turn to face front and woai
she stood in my front like undertaker almost
taking my breath away making me to drop
the cooler ( chai ) that soup pain me die, she
saw the dissapointment in my face and said.
“dont worry i will pay for it by taking you
out, from there you can ask me any question
my belle sweet me and the worms in my
stomach make noise in form of celebration.
Adanna: why are you starring at me like that
Me: the way you say you will take me out
make me want to kiss your lips.
Adanna: and what are you waiting for?
Me: because we dey road and somebody
Come here joor she said planting a wet kiss
in my mouth, she wore white gown, with red
trouser like indian woman, she wore red shoe
and yes that bangles still dey hand,
after drawing the breath out of me through
kissing, she hold my hand and we continue
Me: so what are you.
Adanna: a little patient now wont hurt, huh.
Me: why must we get to were we are going
before we start discusion.
Adanna: because we are not alone and i
wont want to share my secret to everybody.
Me: okay if you say so no problem.
Adanna: thats my love, she said showing me
her rice teeth.
Me: so is there no way you can just make us
vanish to were we are going.
Oh God i love her laugh.
Adanna: and what makes you think i can do
Me: because you have been doing it, like how
you dissappear to slap blessing and how you
always come to my aid mysteriously.
Adanna: ahahahaha i dont do that, i only
watch you in a mirrow.
Me: waoh so you mean you slap her through
Adanna: yes, ok thats enough, when we get
to were we are going you will get more
Me: ok where are we going by the way?
Adanna: when we reach there you will know.
We continue walking discussing about school
till we get to anyankwo market we enter the
street beside it, and continue walking till a
place i know nothing of.
I check my time on my phone 8:46pm, no
network on my airtel and on my mtn sim, we
walk for 20minutes more i check my time
again it say 8:46 again, still same time and
no network, then fear begin catch me.