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Akpose used the word beans to makes a sentence - School Jokes

Akpos teacher asked her students to use the word "beans" in a sentence. "My father grows beans," said one girl. "My mother cooks beans," said a boy. ...continue

2017-06-10 14:33:56
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sachisco  (m)

Akpos and the Principal's Daughter - School Jokes

“Isn’t the principal a dummy!” – said Akpos to a girl. “Well, do you know who I am?” – asked the girl. “No.” – replied Akpos. ...continue

2017-06-08 15:00:35
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What Akpos said about joy beauty - School Jokes

Joy met Akpos after school and ask him, "Akpos do you think I'm pretty?" Akpos looked at her from head to toe irritably and replied. "You look like a monkey. And belong in a zoo." ...continue

2017-05-25 21:38:55
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kill person - School Jokes

Akpos son get admission into the university and the following conversations ensued between them. Akpos;my son you have now get admission into the university remembered the son of whom you are. ...continue

2017-05-11 01:12:56
685 Views, 0 Likes, 1 Comments

one name for sheliz - School Jokes

Sheliz in English class It was the day of their test, the teacher gave them three questions... 1: write a letter to your father in USA, tell him to send your school fees as soon as possible before the commencement of the third term examination..not less than 350words ...continue

2017-04-12 18:11:04
494 Views, 1 Likes, 0 Comments

Ade in school - School Jokes

Teacher:If we have 5 cattles on the farm and two of them ran home how many we be left. Ade:Zero Teacher ...continue

2017-03-20 09:02:24
641 Views, 2 Likes, 1 Comments
laugh&pain  (f)

Back in the school days!!! - School Jokes

Bk den in sec skuul wen d teacher asked a question n said afta d count of 3 if no1 answered he will beat us...i waited till he reached 2 n half den i ...continue

2017-01-10 19:38:26
800 Views, 4 Likes, 0 Comments
™OK' Boi  (m)

ENGLISH BRAIN BUSTER - School Jokes

All of you will miss this.. Let's see that very genius that will get this right One rabbit saw six elephants while going to ...continue

2016-12-12 18:15:57
920 Views, 0 Likes, 2 Comments

Question of the day - School Jokes

Q: What starts with a P, ends with an E, and has a 1,000 letters? ...continue

2016-10-27 19:42:42
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Akpos on it again - School Jokes

Akpos' First day in a new Secondary School. Teacher: There will be an elementary science test next week. Contrary to his nature, Akpos reads ...continue

2016-10-21 12:28:13
2526 Views, 2 Likes, 1 Comments

Intelligent Ade and his mum - School Jokes

Mama;Ade u hv not been reading ur books since u started school Ade;Mama,our teacher told us dat all wk n no play makes Jack a dull boy. Mama;But u have not been reading @ all. ...continue

2016-10-11 14:27:18
984 Views, 2 Likes, 2 Comments
™OK' Boi  (m)

What is a Ver - School Jokes

TEACHER: What is a Verb? CHIKE: A Verb is a valve found in bicycle tyre. TEACHER: What are you saying? CHIKE: It is a complete sentence sir. TEACHER: Are you mad? CHIKE: It is a question sir. TEACHER: Don't be stupid. CHIKE: It is an advice sir. TEACHER: Stop that nonsense. CHIKE: It is a command sir. TEACHER: You're an idiot. CHIKE: It is an insult sir. TEACHER: Get out of my class. CHIKE: It is an order sir. TEACHER: Oh! Goodness, What a boy! CHIKE: It is an exclamation sir. TEACHER: May God have mercy on you. CHIKE: It is a prayer sir ...continue

2016-09-29 20:00:15
621 Views, 0 Likes, 1 Comments
™OK' Boi  (m)

Economic Recession - School Jokes

This economic recession is no longer funny o! See women pricing school fees: "Aunty, how much if we remove geography and Physical Education, I ...continue

2016-09-26 13:38:24
700 Views, 1 Likes, 0 Comments
™OK' Boi  (m)

Primary skul shoutout - School Jokes

Primary skul shoutout *Shoutout to all doz girls dat begin 2 cry wen de call a boy ur husband,i hope u are still single *2 all doz boys dat brings ball 2 skul and decides ...continue

2016-08-15 01:59:05
754 Views, 1 Likes, 0 Comments
prapra  (m)

Exam gombe - School Jokes

Akpos and his friend were in the exam hall writing their final exam.Ade his friend has studied well,while akpos red nothing.This is the conversation between them below ...continue

2016-08-03 13:44:20
1001 Views, 3 Likes, 6 Comments
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