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Love&Death - Robbery Jokes

Robbers entered a house, asks for all the money and valuables. After they collect what they can, one of the robbers was instruted by their boss to give the man(husband) of ...continue

2017-05-03 09:29:39
579 Views, 2 Likes, 2 Comments

The Terrorists - Robbery Jokes

Two terrorists having a discussion in a bar. The waiter asks them what the discussion was about? TERRORIST: We are planning to kill 14,000 people and a donkey. ...continue

2016-08-18 20:54:54
796 Views, 0 Likes, 0 Comments
Ajah  (m)

Reality - Robbery Jokes

1st son : Degree in Economics. 2nd son: MBA. 3rd son : PhD 4th son : Thief Neighbour: Why can’t you throw the 4th son out of ...continue

2016-02-27 23:07:22
816 Views, 0 Likes, 2 Comments
Chiboy  (m)

Pls Help Me - Robbery Jokes

Help Me Thank God.. i Was Attack Last Night By Two Unknown Monsters THEY ATTACKED ME BETWEEN 2.30am to 4.30am this morning. They came into my room, I was ...continue

2016-02-18 13:46:46
963 Views, 0 Likes, 0 Comments
Samloco  (m)

Thife - Robbery Jokes

Akpos went to super market and thife ice cream of hundred naira and there cash him and beathim mercilessly so for a while there did nt stop beatin him ...continue

2016-02-10 22:51:20
967 Views, 0 Likes, 8 Comments
Petomo  (m)

Don red - Robbery Jokes

Three thieves were taken to court. Jerry, James and John, and they were found guilty. Jerry got three years in prison cus he stole sardine and there a ...continue

2016-02-02 11:39:28
893 Views, 4 Likes, 6 Comments
Minnie  (f)

Inexperienced thief - Robbery Jokes

A thief tried to rob a very stingy old man in a hold-up Thief: This is a hold-up.Hand over your money or else... Old Man: Or else what?! ...continue

2016-01-28 12:27:51
1021 Views, 5 Likes, 1 Comments
Xrizzy Xriss  (m)

thief in de night - Robbery Jokes

AKPORS WAS WATCHING A NIGERIA FILM WHERE BAD BOYS WENT TO ROB A RICH MAN. THERE WAS THIS THING THEY CALL SIGN OF DANGER LIKE A HORROFYING MUSIC RYTHM. GANN GAN, GAN GAN GAN...TONTON ... ETC. ...continue

2016-01-08 20:52:00
917 Views, 0 Likes, 1 Comments
AB HACKLORDD  (m)

Community bank #B-goF - Robbery Jokes

Last week i visited Afikpor with a friend of mine which is in ebonyi state, we went for a burial, as we were taking a stroll on a cool evening, I saw a bank along the road nd didnt see anyone or any security man around the bank, i didnt care to mention it to my friend bcos i have another thing in mind. ...continue

2015-11-28 10:24:18
1334 Views, 2 Likes, 26 Comments
JUSTUS  (m)

the phone - Robbery Jokes

Ochuko:nice phone akpors:yea i won it in a race ochuko:with who ...continue

2015-11-28 08:00:57
842 Views, 0 Likes, 3 Comments
Aladdyn  (m)

Invisible ladies - Robbery Jokes

3 naked women robbed a bank in broad daylight. No one including the police could not remember their faces. What at all were they looking at? #Hmmmmmmm ...continue

2015-11-20 15:25:31
1039 Views, 3 Likes, 4 Comments
gattuso  (m)

don't rape grandma - Robbery Jokes

armed robber:I will rape u all girls (crying): rape us but please leave our grandma out if it! granma (shouting)leave who idiot! do u know when my husband died.please rape us all ...continue

2015-10-18 21:03:54
1421 Views, 3 Likes, 1 Comments
Fresh  (m)

Why should Akpors waste time thinking about this? - Robbery Jokes

Akpors, a rich businessman, was coming from the bank when three armed robbers stopped him. The shortest among them shouted at him, “Your money or ...continue

2015-10-03 18:00:10
1027 Views, 1 Likes, 1 Comments
Racon  (m)

Naija police emergency - Robbery Jokes

Naija Police Emergency Omo, police don upgrade oh, dis na d call center numba 112. There was a robbery in my neighbour's house and I called them... next thing I heard was. ...continue

2015-09-23 23:03:07
942 Views, 0 Likes, 1 Comments
Racon  (m)

Naija police emergency - Robbery Jokes

Naija Police Emergency Omo, police don upgrade oh, dis na d call center numba 112. There was a robbery in my neighbour's house and I called them... next thing I heard was. ...continue

2015-09-23 23:02:27
353 Views, 0 Likes, 0 Comments
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