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Lexzytee  (m)

WHO WAN DIE - Police/Military Jokes

WHO WAN DIE? Police: Paaarrk! Wey ur particulars? - Me: Here they are. - Police: They are incomplete. - Me: Check them well, they are ...continue

2016-11-10 07:07:13
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How To Identify Fake Soldier(oYo) - Police/Military Jokes

lolz,, I slapped a soldier man this morning and he ran away,,that was how i knew he was fake. My beloved group fans,,pls lets join our ...continue

2016-07-29 10:35:23
689 Views, 0 Likes, 2 Comments

murder case - Police/Military Jokes

A blonde walks into the police department looking for a job. The captain says they can't just turn her away, and orders the desk officer to ask her a few questions as if doing an interview. To just 'play along' and humor her. ...continue

2016-06-07 09:16:00
745 Views, 0 Likes, 2 Comments

BEWARE OF ACRONYMS!! - Police/Military Jokes

a notorious robber was caught nd sentenced 2 death by electrocution.d dpo opted 2 execute him personally in d AIR CONDITIONED execution he was about 2 start d electrocution,he observed dat d place was heated up.he asked a junior officer 2 turn on d A.C.d officer did so bt d dpo died. Why ...continue

2016-02-21 14:13:48
838 Views, 1 Likes, 1 Comments
babyface  (m)

The law - Police/Military Jokes

a lawyer runs a stop sign and get pull over by a police man.He thinks that he is smarter than the police man because he is sure that he has a better education. He decided to prove this to himself and have some fun at the deputy's expense: ...continue

2016-02-18 19:33:30
1165 Views, 3 Likes, 2 Comments

Naija police #funny - Police/Military Jokes

1. AMERICAN POLICE STYLE : Allow the thief to catch you, then you catch the thief. 2. CHINA POLICE STYLE : Chase the thief until he becomes tired then you catch ...continue

2016-02-10 18:14:10
850 Views, 0 Likes, 1 Comments
enuoshe  (m)

Nigerian police with new tactic - Police/Military Jokes

I was on my way to buy phone when a police stopped me and ask where am going by this time I told him this just 5pm is not even late he said he no conc ...continue

2016-01-18 02:00:09
877 Views, 0 Likes, 1 Comments
Xrizzy Xriss  (m)

where you say make i lie down? - Police/Military Jokes


2016-01-07 22:05:21
744 Views, 0 Likes, 7 Comments

NIGERIA POLICE! - Police/Military Jokes

A man hired a vehicle to take a relative's corps home for burial. As they approached a regular police check point on their route, The man asked the driver to stop and help unload the coffin from the Vehicle unto his head. ...continue

2015-12-28 00:00:21
1082 Views, 1 Likes, 1 Comments

The Police and Pastor.#B-goF - Police/Military Jokes

Omo Naija police no dey carry last.the tactics they use dey correct money from people now ehm,u no go believe am. Okay see how they take correct money from this pastor. ...continue

2015-12-07 19:38:16
782 Views, 3 Likes, 0 Comments

The speeding old woman and the cop - Police/Military Jokes

A mature (over 40) lady gets pulled over for speeding... Older Woman: Is there a problem, Officer? Officer : Ma'am, you were speeding. ...continue

2015-12-06 13:22:06
760 Views, 4 Likes, 0 Comments
Fresh  (m)

Does Akpors deserve a wife like this? - Police/Military Jokes

The Nigerian SSS had an opening for an assassin. After all of the background checks, interviews, and testing were done there were three finalists… ...continue

2015-12-04 08:11:32
747 Views, 1 Likes, 4 Comments

Difference betwen STOP amd SLOWDOWN - Police/Military Jokes

A Lawyer runs a stop sign and gets pulled over by a Police man. He thinks that he is smarter than the Police man because he is sure that ...continue

2015-11-30 08:52:27
673 Views, 2 Likes, 6 Comments

police interrogation - Police/Military Jokes

Naija police will give you trouble for almost anything POLICE: “Why is your laptop bag empty, you want to steal a ...continue

2015-11-27 21:21:35
657 Views, 2 Likes, 6 Comments

Akpos the deputy - Police/Military Jokes

The Local sheriff was looking for a new deputy. When a Akpos walks in to try for the job, he asks him "Okay, what is 1 and 1 ?" "Eleven", he replies. The sheriff thinks to himself, "That's not what I ...continue

2015-11-25 09:47:35
596 Views, 1 Likes, 0 Comments
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