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sperm test - Medical Jokes

An 85-year-old man was requested by his doctor for a sperm count as part of his physical exam. The doctor gave the man a jar and said, "Take this jar home and bring back a semen sample tomorrow." The next day the 85-year-old man reappeared at the doctor`s office and gave him the jar, which was as clean and empty as on the previous day. The doctor asked, what happened and the man explained. "Well, doc, it`s like this--first I tried with my right hand, but nothing. Then I tried with my left hand, but still nothing. Then I asked my wife for help. She tried with her right hand, then with her left, still nothing. She tried with her mouth, first with the teeth in, then with her teeth out, still nothing. We even called up Joy, the lady next door and she tried too, first with both hands, then an armpit, and she even tried squeezin` it between her knees, but still nothing." The doctor was shocked! "You asked your neighbor?" The old man replied, "Yep, none of us could get the jar open." ...continue

2015-02-12 20:15:59
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Over craz in the Psychiatrist Hospital - Medical Jokes

At mental hospital, the doctor want to examine all the patients. He then drew a door on the board and ask them to open the door. All of then immediate ...continue

2015-02-11 15:36:56
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dera  (m)

Mumuni at the mental hospital - Medical Jokes

Mumuni, who was in a mental hospital was being reviewed for possible release.When asked what he would do if released, he replied, "I am going to make a slingshot and come back here and break every damn window in the place."Obviously, his release was denied. ...continue

2015-02-11 14:24:32
1450 Views, 3 Likes, 2 Comments
dera  (m)

Ofego is still mental - Medical Jokes

Ofego was being discharged from a Mental Hospital after doctors thought he was finally back to normal. He was put in an ambulance to be taken back home. He claimed he knew the house so he led the doctors. They took him to where he claimed he lived. Just as they approached a certain house, two kids, dressed in uniforms came out of the house. Ofego ...continue

2015-02-11 14:17:42
401 Views, 3 Likes, 2 Comments
Kruzkid  (m)

The Three Buttons - Medical Jokes

Akpos Walks Into A Bathroom,Sits Down And Notics Three Buttons In Front Of Him Marked WW,WA And ATR.Curiosity Get The Better Of Him,So He Decided To P ...continue

2015-01-19 23:17:27
568 Views, 2 Likes, 1 Comments
Kruzkid  (m)

Akpos The Doctor - Medical Jokes

A Hot Sexy Chick Walk Into Doctor Akpos Office Crying.Then Dr Akpos Started Asking Her These Questions Dr Akpos: Whats Wrong Lady Hot Chick: Its My Boyfriend.He Pull Off My Shirt In His Room ...continue

2015-01-16 00:54:20
997 Views, 4 Likes, 4 Comments

Dr. Akpos and a pastor - Medical Jokes

*PASTOR : good day Doctor.*DR. AKPOS : good day Sir, please sit down.Pastor sits....*PASTOR: yes Doctor, you sent for me..*DR. AKPOS: yes Sir, its about #Sister_Jane 's Lab result, its out. ...continue

2015-01-13 22:59:25
1823 Views, 6 Likes, 7 Comments
Agozie Esut  (m)

blood test - Medical Jokes

Akpos walks into a clinic to have his blood type taken. The nurse goes about taking the blood sample from his finger. After finishing, she looks around for a piece of cotton to wipe away the excess blood. She couldn't find the cotton wool, so she looks innocently at Akpos and takes his finger and sucks it. ...continue

2015-01-09 11:21:30
418 Views, 1 Likes, 1 Comments
Bethni  (f)

Akpos wen to the hospital - Medical Jokes

Akpos goes to the doctor with burns on both of her ears and her right hand. "Sit down and tell me how it happened," says the doctor. ...continue

2015-01-08 07:43:29
479 Views, 5 Likes, 4 Comments
Bethni  (f)

Akpos Big Discovery - Medical Jokes

Akpos the Mortician noticed that Mr. Okpambe has the largest penis he has ever seen while examining the body."I'm sorry, Mr. Okpambe," says Akpos, "But I can't send you to be ...continue

2015-01-08 07:37:50
910 Views, 5 Likes, 5 Comments
Chibuzo  (m)

Blood Test - Medical Jokes

Akpos walks into a clinic to have his blood type taken. The nurse goes about taking the blood sample from his finger.  ...continue

2015-01-07 14:12:47
334 Views, 3 Likes, 1 Comments
Chibuzo  (m)

cruel Damatologist - Medical Jokes

DERMATOLOGIST: Good News my dear, after looking through your test results I'm happy to report you will no longer be plagued by pimples. GIRL: Wow! That's great! Why? ...continue

2014-12-26 09:46:41
563 Views, 0 Likes, 0 Comments
Lucy  (f)

who mumu pass - Medical Jokes

3 friends Ochuko, Johnny and Akpos went to a native doctor for ritual to be rich. The native doctor gave them a charm that will make them to be rich but with ...continue

2014-12-23 08:11:58
898 Views, 4 Likes, 3 Comments
peterchris  (m)

Akpos escaped from Yaba Psychiatric Hospital. - Medical Jokes

Akpos escaped from Yaba Psychiatric Hospital. When he got h ...continue

2014-12-15 07:51:41
469 Views, 3 Likes, 0 Comments
Linda  (f)

Akpos in the hospital - Medical Jokes

Akpos was riding his bicycle when a taxi driver ran into him. He did not sustain any injury, still yet, he insisted to be taken to the hospital. ...continue

2014-12-06 08:14:58
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