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sammytex.  (m)

A man and the nurse - Medical Jokes

[10:29 AM]: A man goes to a clinic and the nurse behind the counter attends to him Nurse: Name,please? Man: abdul abu Nurse: sex? Man: Yes.Three to fi ...continue

2015-08-16 00:13:49
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sammytex.  (m)

who funny past - Medical Jokes

[11:04 AM]: Who is the funniest? 1. HAUSA man who removed his shoes to enter a taxi... 2. IGBO man who went to the bank with a spanner to open a bank ...continue

2015-08-16 00:10:15
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A Doctors akpos Lecture - Medical Jokes

A Doctor was addressing a large audience in Tampa. "The material we put into our stomachs is enough to have killed most of us sitting here, years ago. Red meat is awful. Soft drinks corrode your ...continue

2015-08-15 17:21:53
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SexyJoy  (f)

Memory problem - Medical Jokes

Patient: Doc I keep on forgetting things. Doctor: Since when did you have these problems? ...continue

2015-08-11 16:28:51
495 Views, 2 Likes, 0 Comments
Ibsam  (m)

The precription - Medical Jokes

A nice, calm and respectable lady went into the pharmacy, walked up to the pharmacist, looked straight into his eyes, and said, "I would like to buy s ...continue

2015-08-05 21:42:54
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Akpos the Doctor - Medical Jokes

Award-winning story... Akpos was in class 3 in 1983 . His teacher always yelled at him, calling him "a waste of conception, time and space. And a sure failure in life ". One day, ...continue

2015-08-02 22:46:04
711 Views, 1 Likes, 2 Comments

Akpos the doctor..giving fake helth advice - Medical Jokes

Q: I've heard that cardiovascular exercise can prolong life. Is this true? A: Your heart is only good for so many beats, and ...continue

2015-07-28 09:32:48
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funnyMouth  (m)

Mad man in psychiatric hospital - Medical Jokes

A mad man in a psychiatric hospital climbed on a branch of a tree and stayed there for half of the day. He suddenly let go off the branch and ...continue

2015-07-26 12:42:16
520 Views, 1 Likes, 1 Comments

Best way to reduce fatness - Medical Jokes

A fat lady (To a health expert): "Give me some advice that can reduce my fatness." Health expert: "Okay. You must move your head to the right and the left at a particular time." ...continue

2015-07-22 18:36:54
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Akpos totally out of time - Medical Jokes

A doctor says to his patient, ‘I have bad news and worse news’. ‘Oh dear, what’s the bad news?’ asks the patient. The doctor replies, ‘You only have 24 hours to ...continue

2015-07-22 09:53:02
599 Views, 1 Likes, 2 Comments
Temmyt88  (m)

IGBO KWENU - Medical Jokes

An Ibo man died,at the hospital bed the children were praying and crying to God to bring back their father ,after so much crying and praying the man sneezed and move his head and then open his eyes,wow! the children started praising God,,,He looked at all of them and called Chima,Okechukwu­,,Eme­ka,nduka,­Amaka: all of U are here?? ...continue

2015-07-19 15:20:54
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Benking  (m)

STURBON PIKIN - Medical Jokes

in a certain hospital,a child was born.immediately d child was born,instead of d child 2 dey cry,d child was just laughing like a mad man,nd 1 funny tin z dat na d mama him dey look dey laugh,d doctors nd nurses don beatam tire make him cry bt him no gree cry.den, fortunately, d doc. Realize dat d child has somtin in btw his palms,den d doc. force d palms open nd saw abortion pills in his hands,dey wia al surprise.den d guy man look him mama 4 eye nd say;''NO WEAPON FASHIONED AGAINST ME SHALL PROSPER''**abeg wetin we go do dis kain pikin ...continue

2015-07-18 18:13:06
682 Views, 3 Likes, 0 Comments
thobzkhid  (m)

akpos and the HIV test - Medical Jokes

it happen that akpos got a HIV through his girl friend EKAETE, and akpos went for a test and the doctoq told him to come back for result.so akpos go t ...continue

2015-07-17 07:23:09
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Pregnant woman - Medical Jokes

A very popular girl went to her doctor and found out that she was pregnant. The doctor says, “I know that you are not married! Do you know who the father of this baby is?” ...continue

2015-07-16 09:58:14
623 Views, 5 Likes, 1 Comments

Akpos did Surgery - Medical Jokes

Akpos opened his eyes after a surgical operation and breathed "Thank God it's over". A man on the other side of his ...continue

2015-07-12 17:47:00
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