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Handsome Guy  (m)

Surgical operation - Medical Jokes

Akpors opened his eyes after a surgical operation and breathed "Thank God its over" A man on the other side of his bed said "Dnt be so sure, ...continue

2015-10-09 11:26:23
2533 Views, 2 Likes, 4 Comments

Akpos in Hospital - Medical Jokes

Akpos is ill and goes to the doctor. He describes his illness… AKPOS: Doctor, I am always feeling weak. DOCTOR: (gives him ...continue

2015-10-08 10:24:24
1065 Views, 2 Likes, 2 Comments

Akpos the incompetent man - Medical Jokes

After a few years of marriage life, Akpos found out that he is unable to perform. He went to his doctor, and his doctor tried a few things but nothing worked. Finally he referred him to a psychiatrist. ...continue

2015-09-26 11:59:35
1280 Views, 1 Likes, 1 Comments
SexyJoy  (f)

Bob medical insurance - Medical Jokes

Bob went to Medical Insurance to apply for his pension. The woman behind the bench asked for his driving license to verify his age, but he had left his wallet home. ...continue

2015-09-26 11:41:59
17039 Views, 3 Likes, 1 Comments
™OK' Boi  (m)

Dog Bite - Medical Jokes

An old man was bitten by a dog. After several weeks, he became violently ill. The doctor examined him and said, "You have been bitten by ...continue

2015-09-17 01:16:47
1114 Views, 3 Likes, 0 Comments

A MISTAKE - Medical Jokes

ALWAYS CHECK UR DICTIONARY WELL. Good-Morning Doc,' he says. I want to be Castrated.' 'What on Earth for?' asks the Doctor in amazement. ...continue

2015-09-13 22:13:29
947 Views, 0 Likes, 3 Comments

The old man and his doctor - Medical Jokes

An 85-year-old man was requested by his doctor for a sperm count as part of his physical exam. The doctor gave the man a jar and said, ...continue

2015-09-02 10:35:49
978 Views, 0 Likes, 1 Comments

Akpos mother - Medical Jokes

Akpos mother is trying to develop HBP because of Akpos stubbornness. So she went to see a psychiatrist for an advice. "Life is too short for you to worried about your son. I suggest you take tranquilizers regularly." advice the psychiatrist. ...continue

2015-08-31 08:20:03
931 Views, 0 Likes, 0 Comments

the prayerful akpos - Medical Jokes

Akpos’ pastor added him on facebook and he innocently accepted. Two minutes later his message came inbox : Pastor: How are you? ...continue

2015-08-28 20:09:59
1340 Views, 2 Likes, 3 Comments
Mc embazidho  (m)

IF YOU CARE - Medical Jokes

DON'T IGNORE IF YOU CARE ABOUT ME Dear friends, Am in the hospital now,i was bitten by a puppy dog,the doctor said i need brain transpl ...continue

2015-08-18 20:43:08
707 Views, 0 Likes, 0 Comments
sammytex.  (m)

the wedding test - Medical Jokes

WEDDING TEST!!! –Adults Only- My wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating 4 over a year and so we decided to get married. There was only one little thing bothering me…It was her beautiful younger sister. My prospective 21 year old sister-in-law, always wore very tight miniskirts, and often times was bra-less. She would regularly bend down when she was near me,and I always got more than a nice view. ...continue

2015-08-17 09:47:51
684 Views, 1 Likes, 1 Comments
sammytex.  (m)

naija no de carry last - Medical Jokes

[4:05 PM]: Naija no dey carry last ANGELS:Father! We are tired of these Nigerians in Heaven. GOD: What have they done this time? ANGEL: Everything! Th ...continue

2015-08-16 00:26:52
842 Views, 0 Likes, 0 Comments
sammytex.  (m)

Nigerians - Medical Jokes

[4:21 PM]: If the children of Israel were Nigerians While crossing d red sea, they would've wasted the whole day in the middle of the sea taking ' ...continue

2015-08-16 00:24:39
661 Views, 0 Likes, 0 Comments
sammytex.  (m)

the 3 pastors - Medical Jokes

[6:27 PM]: Three Pastors in the south were having lunch in a diner. One said "Ya know, since summer started I've been having trouble with bats in my ...continue

2015-08-16 00:21:31
827 Views, 0 Likes, 0 Comments
sammytex.  (m)

coffee problem - Medical Jokes

[7:09 PM]: A man and his wife were having an argument about who should brew the coffee each morning. The wife said, 'You should do it because you get ...continue

2015-08-16 00:16:15
661 Views, 0 Likes, 0 Comments
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