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A nice, calm
and
respectable
lady went into
the pharmacy,
right up to the
pharmacist,
looked straight
into his eyes,
and said, "I
would like to
buy some
cyanide."
The
pharmacist
asked, "Why in
the world do
you need
cyanide?"
The lady
replied, "I need
it to poison my
husband."
The
pharmacists
eyes got big
and he
exclaimed,
"Lord have
mercy! I can't
give you
cyanide to kill
your husband!
That's against
the law! I'll lose
my license!
They'll throw
both of us in
jail! All kinds of
bad things will
happen.
Absolutely not!
You CANNOT
have any
cyanide!"
The lady
reached into
her purse and
pulled out a
picture of her
husband in bed
with the
pharmacist's
wife.
The
pharmacist
looked at the
picture and
replied, "Well
now. That's
different. You
didn't tell me
you had a
prescription."

NAIRAJOKES.COM
2016-03-29 17:07:47
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6 Comments
Lexzytee (m)

lolz

2016-03-29 20:31:31

Lol,i know.the 'Z' i don't know,pls explain it for me.@lexzytee

2016-03-29 20:34:42
Lexzytee (m)

if u didn't add d Z it means lot of love nd if u add d Z it means laugh out loud. the Z is jxt there to shw difference @ #B-goF

2016-03-29 20:46:16
Chinco (f)

God wil help u@centee

2016-03-29 23:45:33
Ushbebe (f)

hmmm,murder case

2016-03-30 02:16:47

Amen,play for yourself.cos God na my papa.he promised me of help since my Childhood.

2016-03-30 12:16:30
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