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A man that wants to live 100 years - Medical Jokes

Doctor, how can I live longer than 100 years? Do you smoke? No. Do you eat too much? No. Do you go to bed late? ...continue

2017-06-16 08:16:36
1619 Views, 2 Likes, 0 Comments
Kerry  (f)

A lady, pharmacist and cyanide - Medical Jokes

A nice, calm and respectable lady went into the pharmacy, right up to the pharmacist, looked straight into his eyes, and said, "I would like to buy some cyanide." ...continue

2017-06-10 14:27:12
692 Views, 1 Likes, 0 Comments
Johnhero  (m)

CURE ??? PREVENTION - Medical Jokes

Baygon to kill mosquitoe is #1400 artesunat to cure malaria is #400 ...continue

2017-04-19 20:20:03
482 Views, 0 Likes, 0 Comments
motuns  (f)

akpos and the mad man - Medical Jokes

a mad man was standing beside a chemist shop when akpos walked in and was complaining to the chemist man saying "doctor,my head is achin me seriously ...continue

2016-09-22 12:27:43
762 Views, 1 Likes, 1 Comments
™OK' Boi  (m)

Strange Cure - Medical Jokes

A doctor wanted to get off work and go hunting, so he approached his assistant. Akpos, I am going hunting tomorrow. I dont want to close the clinic. I want you ...continue

2016-08-25 08:16:37
867 Views, 0 Likes, 0 Comments

surgical operation - Medical Jokes

A woman went to hospital for operation, After the surgical operation she said ''Thank God it went successful, at last am free' ' immediately a patient ...continue

2016-05-28 08:55:15
865 Views, 0 Likes, 3 Comments

The prescription - Medical Jokes

A nice, calm and respectable lady went into the pharmacy, right up to the pharmacist, looked straight into his eyes, ...continue

2016-03-29 17:07:47
989 Views, 2 Likes, 6 Comments
™OK' Boi  (m)

A GOOD DENTIST - Medical Jokes

A guy and a girl meet at a bar. They get along so well that they decide to go to the girl's place. A few drinks later, the guy takes off his shirt and then washes ...continue

2016-03-23 23:01:55
897 Views, 0 Likes, 0 Comments
™OK' Boi  (m)

CHILDLESS WIFE - Medical Jokes

A young bride made her first appointment with a gynecologist and told him that she and her husband wished to start a family. "We've been trying for months now, ...continue

2016-03-17 21:47:34
859 Views, 0 Likes, 0 Comments
™OK' Boi  (m)

AWFUL TIME - Medical Jokes

"I've just had an awful time," said a boy to his friend, "First I got angina pectoris, then arteriosclerosis. Just as I was recovering, I got psoriasis. They gave ...continue

2016-03-02 17:31:28
799 Views, 0 Likes, 1 Comments

Akpos in trouble - Medical Jokes

I was sitting outside when my neighbor Akpos passed with a full bucket of water to the bathroom to take his bath. He came out after few minutes. ...continue

2016-02-02 12:23:42
1103 Views, 1 Likes, 3 Comments
Johnhero  (m)

CON..... - Medical Jokes

if u went to chemist to buy condom after reaching there it was your turn to buy something u said u are looking for u turn u saw your mum and dad beside u what would u say you are looking after saying the con... to avoid trouble from your parent ...continue

2016-01-30 20:32:11
1183 Views, 1 Likes, 13 Comments
Blue$ky  (m)

joke - Medical Jokes

Akpos was in class 3 in 1983 . His teacher always yelled at him, calling him "a waste of conception, time and space. And a sure failure in life . ...continue

2015-12-15 21:32:49
1047 Views, 0 Likes, 0 Comments
funnyMouth  (m)

Arab Igbo man - Medical Jokes

A Arab was admitted in the Hospital for a heart operation, but prior to the surgery the doctors needed to store his blood in case the need arises. ...continue

2015-11-24 16:32:43
1373 Views, 1 Likes, 6 Comments
Him  (m)

doctor - Medical Jokes

Mr Agyare Francis: Doctor I think I have MALARIA should I chew mosquito coil?? Doctor : Drink raid insecticide spray instead.. It works faster.. Anomaa... ...continue

2015-11-11 10:55:24
916 Views, 0 Likes, 0 Comments
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