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pascal  (m)

18 - Marriage Jokes

Marital Sex is not a Sin! Never Permit Your Husband To Sleep Around Other Women. He’s Only Permitted To Sleep Around You! Never allow his Secretary to take your Position! ...continue

2016-01-28 12:24:17
820 Views, 0 Likes, 45 Comments
Ushbebe  (f)

Little Akpos And His Aunties - Marriage Jokes

Little Akpos does not like going 2 wedding with his big aunties, because they always pat his head nd say 2 him "u are next" but they stop it wen he st ...continue

2016-01-25 13:48:39
361 Views, 0 Likes, 5 Comments
™OK' Boi  (m)

CORRUPTION DURING WEDDINGS - Marriage Jokes

The biggest example of corruption is a wedding ceremony where people will spray you and your spouse only 200 naira and still eat rice and chicken and ...continue

2016-01-22 08:00:11
332 Views, 1 Likes, 1 Comments
™OK' Boi  (m)

SEX MACHINE - Marriage Jokes

Akpos and his wife were traveling to Italy by air. After they had settled in the air, the pilot made an announcement, “Ladies and gentlemen, we are sorry to ...continue

2016-01-18 07:09:00
478 Views, 0 Likes, 1 Comments
deblame  (m)

fateful wife - Marriage Jokes

A very elderly couple is having an elegant dinner to celebrate their 75th wedding anniversary. The old man leans forward and says softly to his wife, “Dear, there is something that I must ask you. It has always bothered me that our tenth child never quite looked like the rest of our children. Now I want to assure you that these 75 years have been the most wonderful experience I could have ever hoped for, and your answer cannot take that all that away. But, I must know, did he have a different father?” The wife drops her head, unable to look her husband in the eye, she paused for a moment and then confessed. “Yes. Yes he did.” The old man is very shaken, the reality of what his wife was admitting hit him harder than he had expected. With a tear in his eye he asks “Who? Who was he? Who was the father?” Again the old woman drops her head, saying nothing at first as she tried to muster the courage to tell the truth to her husband. Then, finally, she says, “You.” ...continue

2016-01-17 17:22:11
375 Views, 0 Likes, 6 Comments

On my wedding ceremony - Marriage Jokes

The biggest example of corruption is a wedding ceremony where people will spray you and your spouse only 200 naira and still eat Rice with chicken and drink ...continue

2016-01-12 20:15:07
342 Views, 0 Likes, 10 Comments
Blue$ky  (m)

Akpos In A Wedding - Marriage Jokes

Akpos attended a wedding. After the wedding the reception was a gathering of about 30 people. He sat at the front seat. Then a lady started sharing food. She started ...continue

2016-01-11 18:43:06
533 Views, 0 Likes, 6 Comments

Akpos and his new wife - Marriage Jokes

Akpos and his newly wedded wife were talking. Wife: “How many girlfriends did you have before marrying me?” Akpos: Silence Wife: Didn't you hear me? ...continue

2016-01-11 11:07:55
512 Views, 0 Likes, 5 Comments

I wan marry - Marriage Jokes

I WAN MARRY O! My people, I'm planning to marry RITA but KEMI is more beautiful. BUKOLA has a nice character than KEMI. But come to think of it i still love AISHA but ...continue

2016-01-10 22:50:18
655 Views, 1 Likes, 35 Comments

To my wedding DJ - Marriage Jokes

That Dj on my wedding day is joking with his remaining balance, if he plays that song ...continue

2016-01-06 13:55:41
484 Views, 0 Likes, 2 Comments
™OK' Boi  (m)

LOVE ME FOR WHO I AM - Marriage Jokes

One evening last week, my wife and I were getting into bed. Well, the passion starts to heat up, and she eventually says, "I don't feel like it, I just ...continue

2015-12-27 08:42:12
529 Views, 1 Likes, 1 Comments
Chinco  (f)

A woman test to her husband - Marriage Jokes

A woman wanted to test her husband.So she decided to write him a letter saying she is tired of him and did not want to live with him anymore, after writing she put the letter on the table in the bedroom and then hid under the bed. The husband came back and read it, he replied on the same paper and then began to sing and dance changing his clothes. He got his phone, dialed someone then said; Hey babe, am juz changing clothes then wil join you, as for the other fool it has finally dawned on her that i was fooling around with her and has left. I was wrong, really wrong to have married her, i wish i had known you earlier. See you soon honey! ...continue

2015-12-21 10:29:38
789 Views, 1 Likes, 17 Comments
Chibuzo  (m)

Marriage anniversary - Marriage Jokes

A man and a woman were celebrating their 50th wedding anniversary. They were talking before their dinner about how they should celebrate their big eve ...continue

2015-12-21 06:13:45
555 Views, 0 Likes, 0 Comments

Akpos cares a lot - Marriage Jokes

Akpos woke up in the middle of the night and found her wife still awake. "Honey, you look disturbed, what the matter?" Akpos asked. "Darling, I understand you love and care for me so much but my problem is that you don't THINK nor CARE about my family member." replied the wife with a calm voice. ...continue

2015-12-16 18:17:50
1405 Views, 1 Likes, 3 Comments

Would You Get Married Again? #B-goF - Marriage Jokes

A husband and wife are sitting quietly in bed reading when the wife looks over at him and asks the question. WIFE: "What would you do if I died? Would you get ...continue

2015-12-12 11:12:20
614 Views, 0 Likes, 4 Comments
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