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™OK' Boi  (m)

Father-In-Law's Misery - Marriage Jokes

FATHER-IN-LAW: Young man, you're coming to seek my daughter's hand in marriage and you're chewing gum. That's a sign of disrespect! ...continue

2016-08-15 01:56:48
376 Views, 0 Likes, 0 Comments

Unfaithful husband - Marriage Jokes

A husband and wife were golfing when suddenly the wife asked, "Honey, if I died would you get married again?" The husband said, "No sweetie." ...continue

2016-07-30 18:11:15
547 Views, 3 Likes, 1 Comments
viciyoung  (m)

My wife saw you - Marriage Jokes

-------------------------------- Jones quarrelled with his wife. So oneday, he went to the bank with his wife and his friend,you'll Willy. Immediately, a group or armed robbers trooped in. ...continue

2016-06-14 18:57:07
550 Views, 1 Likes, 2 Comments
lumia  (m)

brake fail - Marriage Jokes

The police asked a man "how can u kill over 90 people in a car acident,' the driver replied "I was driving on a high speed when I realised DAT I hv br ...continue

2016-06-12 00:36:07
654 Views, 0 Likes, 0 Comments
™OK' Boi  (m)

Ugly Bride - Marriage Jokes

At a wedding, I asked the person sitting next to me, "Have you noticed how horrible-looking the bride is? She's ugly!" "You fool!!! That's my daughter you are ...continue

2016-06-03 01:55:09
1105 Views, 1 Likes, 2 Comments
Fresh  (m)

Communication - Marriage Jokes

So this my yoruba friend married this hausa girl and took her to ondo. Communication was obviously an issue as she doesn't understand the ...continue

2016-05-28 20:01:07
1096 Views, 0 Likes, 0 Comments
Johnhero  (m)

guyz bewarned nd beware - Marriage Jokes

Guy Do not obey your erection at all times. Most times our erections mislead us to the wrong direction. Control your erection. Don't ...continue

2016-05-27 11:14:14
408 Views, 0 Likes, 0 Comments
™OK' Boi  (m)

Two Green Circles - Marriage Jokes

Diane goes to the doctor, and says: "Doctor, I've got a bit of a problem. I'll have to take my clothes off to show you." The doctor tells her to go behind the ...continue

2016-05-24 02:04:31
470 Views, 0 Likes, 0 Comments
Kachyluv  (f)

Wrong Partner - Marriage Jokes

A woman who was wearing her ring on the wrong finger was asked, "Look, you are putting on your wedding ring wrongly"."I know", she responded,"it's bec ...continue

2016-05-19 18:34:51
509 Views, 1 Likes, 3 Comments
Ayolisky  (m)

Virgin - Marriage Jokes

Santa: I am getting married. How would I know if my wife is a virgin? Banta: Get an Virginity test kit. Santa: What's that? Banta: Get a Can of Red Paint, a can of ...continue

2016-05-16 18:41:18
635 Views, 0 Likes, 1 Comments
Ayolisky  (m)

Vote of thanks - Marriage Jokes

During a wedding reception, the groom was called upon to give his vote of thanks to his guests and this is what he came up with: 1. I want to first of all thank the Lord Almighty for creating my ...continue

2016-05-16 18:31:02
621 Views, 0 Likes, 3 Comments
Alph Mayor  (m)

Black and White - Marriage Jokes

Attending a wedding for the firs time, a little girl whispered to her mother, "Why is the bride dressed in white?" "Because white is the color of happiness, and today is the happiest day of her life." ...continue

2016-05-09 13:49:44
356 Views, 0 Likes, 4 Comments
™OK' Boi  (m)

joke A girl - Marriage Jokes

A girl was with her father when she saw her boyfriend coming. GIRL: Have you come to collect your book titled "DADDY IS AT ...continue

2016-05-09 08:14:37
327 Views, 0 Likes, 0 Comments
Cherryblue  (f)

SOCK IT TO ME - Marriage Jokes

On the first night of their honeymoon, the husband isn't sure how to tell his bride about his stinky feet and smelly socks, while the wife is wonderin ...continue

2016-05-07 19:41:10
487 Views, 0 Likes, 1 Comments
fried rice  (m)

WILL U FORGIVE HIM - Marriage Jokes

As the wife, WILL YOU FORGIVE? A mans business was nosediving and he sought for spiritual help. He was told that the only solution to his problem is to ask for his wife's forgiveness because he had offended her, and again he must ask her to request for a thing and whatever her request is, he must oblige her. ...continue

2016-05-07 18:20:57
444 Views, 0 Likes, 5 Comments
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