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NIGERIA MADE - Market Jokes

Nawa oooh, I bought a DVD player yesterday, when I got home, i connected it before inserting a disc, I thought it would show "NO DISC" on the upper ...continue

2017-03-27 10:03:35
588 Views, 1 Likes, 1 Comments
™OK' Boi  (m)


A boy returns a missing purse to d owner in a market. The lady was so grateful but when she looked inside, she got confused & said, ...continue

2016-12-12 18:09:23
655 Views, 0 Likes, 0 Comments
™OK' Boi  (m)

Akpos Visits An Electrical Store - Market Jokes

Good Evening Everyone, how did your day go? Oya let everybody sit down, no more school talk, let us laugh and enjoy the night. Akpos has come again, he is still very dumb, only God knows why. This is what happened when he went to Alaba international market to buy something, sit down, relax and enjoy. Akpos entered an electronic store, he asked the storekeeper “what is the price of this TV?” The storekeeper answered “we don’t sell our products to Akpos.” Akpos again came next day by cutting his beard and asked “what is the price of this TV?” The storekeeper replied “we don’t sell our products to Akpos”. The next day Akpos came with a different face and asked “what is the price of this TV?” The shopkeeper replied “we don’t sell our products to Akpos.” Finally Akpos got irritated and asked the shopkeeper “how do you recognize me every time?” The storekeeper replied “because this is not a TV it is Microwave Oven! Odeh!!!” ...continue

2016-02-15 13:49:34
699 Views, 2 Likes, 2 Comments
pascal  (m)

pepper soup - Market Jokes

Yoruba Peppersoup is not your mate at all. If that stuff ...continue

2016-01-22 00:21:59
1184 Views, 0 Likes, 15 Comments
Vendoreal  (m)

Vendoreal and the butcher - Market Jokes

There is a conversation going on with Vendoreal and the Butcher Vendoreal holding meat Vendoreal: Goodmoring butcher ...continue

2015-12-19 09:14:56
893 Views, 1 Likes, 1 Comments

XMAX IS HAQE AGAIN !!!!....... . . - Market Jokes

Chicken 4 sales order for any of the following ¤ tokunbo fowl #2500 ¤ fairly used fowl = #1500 ¤ london used chicken = #1950 ...continue

2015-11-26 14:11:53
815 Views, 2 Likes, 3 Comments

Organic - Market Jokes

My wife asked me to buy ORGANIC vegetables from the market. I went and looked around and couldn't find any. So I grabbed an old, tired looking employee and ...continue

2015-10-02 09:07:09
1150 Views, 0 Likes, 0 Comments

Akpos and the atendant - Market Jokes

Akpos entered a boutique to buy a purple shirt. At the boutique, he discovered that there were only red shirts. ''I'm looking for a purple shirt''. He complained to the attendant. ...continue

2015-09-22 14:48:49
1699 Views, 3 Likes, 2 Comments

Akpos and a Proffessor - Market Jokes

A professor drove into a petrol station in his sleek state of the art range rover sports and disembarked. . Professor: guy, abeg, give ...continue

2015-09-16 13:24:11
1373 Views, 2 Likes, 4 Comments

Akpos exposed his dad - Market Jokes

Akpos and his mother was at their kiosk one cool evening. A guy came and demanded for peak milk 800 Naira. The mother instruct Akpos to attend to the customer. ...continue

2015-09-12 20:44:13
1574 Views, 1 Likes, 1 Comments
jenny  (f)

Husband and wife - Market Jokes

Husband: Everytime I hit you, you never fight back. How do you manage your anger?Wife: I clean the toilet seat...Husband: How does it help ...continue

2015-09-11 15:25:33
1563 Views, 2 Likes, 3 Comments
Ibsam  (m)

Akpos the foolish guy - Market Jokes

When will this Akpors have sense sef? That’s how his oga sent him on an errand the other day, see what transpired between both of them.Boss: Take th ...continue

2015-09-03 16:44:04
1654 Views, 0 Likes, 1 Comments
Yolawa  (m)

THE VILLEGER - Market Jokes

A villeger met a shopkeeper at his shop with #10 in her pocket and asked him what bottle was that. the shopkeeper was confused because defference b ...continue

2015-08-05 22:03:19
1214 Views, 0 Likes, 0 Comments

d igbo man - Market Jokes

One day one igbo man is drawing water from d well sudenly he fell into d well dey now told his son d story d boy now go and buy a new rope and he thro ...continue

2015-07-19 23:14:53
1076 Views, 1 Likes, 1 Comments

Akpos wan buy Television - Market Jokes

Akpos went into one supermarket and saw one 'T.V like'.and ask the salesgirl.'how much do you sell this T.V'.'we don't sell our T.V to Akpos'.said the salesgirl.Akpos was a little embarassed but still want to buy the T.V.he go and shave his beards and come back the next day.'how much do u sell this T.V'.asked Akpos.the girl looked at him and say 'we don't sell our T.V to Akpos'.Akpos was supprised how the girl recognise him,he determined to buy the T.V,he go and do surgery and come back looking different.'how much do you sell this T.V'.the girl looked at him and said 'we don't sell our T.V. to Akpos'.now Akpos was totally embarrassed.'how do u know dat it is me'.asked Akpos.the girl replied.'because this is Micro-wave,not T.V'. ...continue

2015-07-08 09:59:22
958 Views, 1 Likes, 0 Comments
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