Market Jokes
NIGERIA MADE - Market Jokes
Nawa oooh, I bought a DVD player yesterday, when I got home, i connected it before inserting a disc, I thought it would show "NO DISC" on the upper ...continue
2017-03-27 10:03:35514 Views, 1 Likes, 1 Comments
CHANGE BEGINS WITH ME - Market Jokes
A boy returns a missing purse to d owner in a market. The lady was so grateful but when she looked inside, she got confused & said, ...continue
2016-12-12 18:09:23581 Views, 0 Likes, 0 Comments
Akpos Visits An Electrical Store - Market Jokes
Good Evening Everyone, how did your day go? Oya let everybody sit down, no more school talk, let us laugh and enjoy the night. Akpos has come again, he is still very dumb, only God knows why. This is what happened when he went to Alaba international market to buy something, sit down, relax and enjoy. Akpos entered an electronic store, he asked the storekeeper “what is the price of this TV?” The storekeeper answered “we don’t sell our products to Akpos.” Akpos again came next day by cutting his beard and asked “what is the price of this TV?” The storekeeper replied “we don’t sell our products to Akpos”. The next day Akpos came with a different face and asked “what is the price of this TV?” The shopkeeper replied “we don’t sell our products to Akpos.” Finally Akpos got irritated and asked the shopkeeper “how do you recognize me every time?” The storekeeper replied “because this is not a TV it is Microwave Oven! Odeh!!!” ...continue
2016-02-15 13:49:34660 Views, 2 Likes, 2 Comments
pepper soup - Market Jokes
Yoruba Peppersoup is not your mate at all. If that stuff ...continue
2016-01-22 00:21:591116 Views, 0 Likes, 15 Comments
Vendoreal and the butcher - Market Jokes
There is a conversation going on with Vendoreal and the Butcher Vendoreal holding meat Vendoreal: Goodmoring butcher ...continue
2015-12-19 09:14:56849 Views, 1 Likes, 1 Comments
XMAX IS HAQE AGAIN !!!!....... . . - Market Jokes
Chicken 4 sales order for any of the following ¤ tokunbo fowl #2500 ¤ fairly used fowl = #1500 ¤ london used chicken = #1950 ...continue
2015-11-26 14:11:53772 Views, 2 Likes, 3 Comments
Organic - Market Jokes
My wife asked me to buy ORGANIC vegetables from the market. I went and looked around and couldn't find any. So I grabbed an old, tired looking employee and ...continue
2015-10-02 09:07:091085 Views, 0 Likes, 0 Comments
Akpos and the atendant - Market Jokes
Akpos entered a boutique to buy a purple shirt. At the boutique, he discovered that there were only red shirts. ''I'm looking for a purple shirt''. He complained to the attendant. ...continue
2015-09-22 14:48:491658 Views, 3 Likes, 2 Comments
Akpos and a Proffessor - Market Jokes
A professor drove into a petrol station in his sleek state of the art range rover sports and disembarked. . Professor: guy, abeg, give ...continue
2015-09-16 13:24:111331 Views, 2 Likes, 4 Comments
Akpos exposed his dad - Market Jokes
Akpos and his mother was at their kiosk one cool evening. A guy came and demanded for peak milk 800 Naira. The mother instruct Akpos to attend to the customer. ...continue
2015-09-12 20:44:131534 Views, 1 Likes, 1 Comments
Husband and wife - Market Jokes
Husband: Everytime I hit you, you never fight back. How do you manage your anger?Wife: I clean the toilet seat...Husband: How does it help ...continue
2015-09-11 15:25:331563 Views, 2 Likes, 3 Comments
Akpos the foolish guy - Market Jokes
When will this Akpors have sense sef? That’s how his oga sent him on an errand the other day, see what transpired between both of them.Boss: Take th ...continue
2015-09-03 16:44:041618 Views, 0 Likes, 1 Comments
THE VILLEGER - Market Jokes
A villeger met a shopkeeper at his shop with #10 in her pocket and asked him what bottle was that. the shopkeeper was confused because defference b ...continue
2015-08-05 22:03:191163 Views, 0 Likes, 0 Comments
d igbo man - Market Jokes
One day one igbo man is drawing water from d well sudenly he fell into d well dey now told his son d story d boy now go and buy a new rope and he thro ...continue
2015-07-19 23:14:531026 Views, 1 Likes, 1 Comments
Akpos wan buy Television - Market Jokes
Akpos went into one supermarket and saw one 'T.V like'.and ask the salesgirl.'how much do you sell this T.V'.'we don't sell our T.V to Akpos'.said the salesgirl.Akpos was a little embarassed but still want to buy the T.V.he go and shave his beards and come back the next day.'how much do u sell this T.V'.asked Akpos.the girl looked at him and say 'we don't sell our T.V to Akpos'.Akpos was supprised how the girl recognise him,he determined to buy the T.V,he go and do surgery and come back looking different.'how much do you sell this T.V'.the girl looked at him and said 'we don't sell our T.V. to Akpos'.now Akpos was totally embarrassed.'how do u know dat it is me'.asked Akpos.the girl replied.'because this is Micro-wave,not T.V'. ...continue
2015-07-08 09:59:22921 Views, 1 Likes, 0 Comments
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