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Marriage Vows - Joke Of The Day

During the wedding rehearsal, the groom approached Pastor Akpos with an unusual offer: "Look, I`ll give you N20,000 if you`ll change the wedding vows. ...continue

2015-03-06 07:21:09
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SexyJoy  (f)

Akpos will never change - Joke Of The Day

Akpos mother told him that when pronouncing a word beginning with the letter "H" he should ignore the "H" as in hour, honor, and honest. The next day ...continue

2015-03-04 06:45:06
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Meaning of Fascinate - Joke Of The Day

A teacher asks her students to give her a sentence with the word "fascinate" in it. A little girl says, "The World is fascinating." The teacher says, "No, I said, fascinate." ...continue

2015-03-02 19:15:13
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Nemypotter  (m)

Two idiots - Joke Of The Day

DAD: What`s 10 plus 10? AKPOS: I don`t know. DAD: Idiot! You can`t answer such a cheap sum...Your stupidity will kill you. AKPOS: Daddy, if you saw a 1000 naira note and a 500 naira note which would you pick? ...continue

2015-02-27 09:15:00
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How Akpos worn kings hearth - Joke Of The Day

A king wants his daughter to have a husband so he puts up a flier. The first guy comes and the king puts green glitter on his daughters private part. ...continue

2015-02-25 20:07:59
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SexyJoy  (f)

Akpos meaning of government - Joke Of The Day

A teacher was teaching her second grade class about the government, so for homework that one day, she told her students to ask their parents what the government is. ...continue

2015-02-25 06:42:30
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Akpos confession - Joke Of The Day

Akpos who is married went into the confessional and said to his priest, "I almost had an affair with another woman." The priest said, "What do you mea ...continue

2015-02-23 20:40:54
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Akpos late at home - Joke Of The Day

Akpos was sitting in a bar drinking when a stranger walks in. After a while they started gisting and at about 10:30 PM Akpos says, "Oh well, I better ...continue

2015-02-23 06:48:48
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Bethni  (f)

Do u know what Akpos think? - Joke Of The Day

Okon and Nkoli got married, but can`t afford a honeymoon, so they go back to Okon`s parent`s home for their first night together. In the morning, Akpos, Okon`s little brother, gets up and has his breakfast. As he is going out of the door to go to school, he asks his Mom if Okon and Nkoli are up yet. ...continue

2015-02-22 06:42:36
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funnyMouth  (m)

I need a man - Joke Of The Day

Little Akpos was in bed when he heard his mother moaning. He decided that he`d go see whats wrong with her. When he looked in his mothers room he saw that she was laying on her bed naked and rubbing herself and saying, "I need a man, I need a man." So this quite a few times and then one night he heard his mother again, but this time her moaning sounded different, so he went to go check it out, this time instead of seeing his mother alone, he sees his mother in bed with a man. So he runs back to his room, strips all his clothes off, jumps on the bed and starts rubbing himself while saying, "I need a bike, I need a bike!!!". Next day Akpos got a new bike from his mother. ...continue

2015-02-21 08:33:59
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SexyJoy  (f)

Akpos Practical test - Joke Of The Day

Akpos lover keeps on laughing and mocking at him bc he can not satisfy him in bed. So he decided to visit a doctor.The doctor told Akpos that masturbating before sex often helped men last longer during the act. Akpos said, "What the hell, I`ll try it, In short let me go and try it now bc i need to meet that bitch this evening" ...continue

2015-02-20 05:56:45
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Dark in here - Joke Of The Day

A housewife takes a lover during the day, while her husband is at work. Not aware that 9 year old son was hiding in the closet. Her husband came home unexpectedly, so she hid her lover in the closet. The boy now has company. ...continue

2015-02-19 07:08:36
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Linda  (f)

Robbers in Akpos house - Joke Of The Day

Akpos and his beautiful wife was just settled down for bed when the Akpos realized he left the lights ON in the boysquater. Then they heard voices. Th ...continue

2015-02-17 06:51:47
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47 old woman and akpos - Joke Of The Day

A woman decided to make her face up for her birthday. She spent N15000 and felt really good about the results. On her way home she stopped at a dress ...continue

2015-02-16 07:08:52
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SexyJoy  (f)

Valentin joke (Akpos & Joy) - Joke Of The Day

After so many disturbance, Joy has finally decided to give it to Akpos for the first time since today is valentine, but prior to her acceptance. Joy had to confess to Akpos about her childhood illness which have been making her not to give it to him. She informed Akpos that she suffered a disease that left her breasts at maturity at 12 years old. Akpos stated that it was OK because he loved her so much and don`t mind.  “I too have a problem. My penis is the same size as an infant and I hope you could deal with that once we start.” She said, “Yes I will and learn to live with your infant penis. beside it will even make my pussy not to get wide”.  Joy and Akpos enter their hotel suite and they started touch teasing, holding one another. As Joy put her hands in Akpo’s pants, she began to scream and ran out of the room! Akpos ran after her to find out what was wrong. She said, “You told me your penis was the size of an infant!” “Yes it is: 8 pounds, 7 ounces, 19 inches long!, ie a full infant” ...continue

2015-02-14 06:34:53
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