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One cool evening Akpos and his friend Okon went out in search of fruit to eat.
They came across a mango tree with ripped mango fruit up and lucky enough it seems there was nobody in the compound.
Akpos climbed up plucking the mango while Okon was down to picking them and as well observe when the owner will come back.
All of a sudden the owner appeared from nowhere.
Okon saw him and ran away. Akpos was still up and doesn’t know what to do.
The man sighted him and say “So you are the one that had been stealing my mango. Ok! Wait for me”
He rushed inside and brought out big machete.
“Hey Idiot! If you ever match your fit on the ground I will cut you into pieces. I will sit here and wait for you” threatened the man.
Akpos was up shivering and begging “Sir Please! Sir Please! Its work of the devil”.
It was getting dark and yet the angry man is steal waiting.
Akpos thought of what to do and finally came up with an idea.
“Sir! You think I don’t know” says Akpos.
The man replied angrily “Know what?”.
Akpos then added “you and that woman”.
The man became surprise and asked “Which woman are you talking about?”
“I will tell your wife.” Akpos threatened.
The man said with low voice “My son, my son. I have forgiven you. In short, plug more fruit before you climb down. ”
As he climbed down, the man quickly grab him on his waits and said “Look at that grave there, that’s my wife’s grave”.

Guess what happened to Akpos

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2015-06-14 21:43:21
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akpos is a dead man

2015-11-29 07:19:23
Gentility  (m)

second grave for him

2015-12-09 15:31:10

RIP

2015-12-25 01:39:59
prince (m)

haaaaahhhaaaa

2016-02-20 11:04:17
oropo (m)

RIP AKPORS

2016-03-06 17:04:21

RIP akpos

2016-03-19 09:20:21
mikkydon (m)

die well bros

2016-04-09 20:23:51
SkY (m)

joing the wife soon

2016-04-14 22:16:53

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2017-01-01 14:39:37

haha

2017-05-16 12:50:20
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