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Hungry Akpos and his boss - Joke Of The Day

"Where are you going to?" enquired the Boss. Akpos replied "Am going to buy my lunch" "What exactly do you want to buy" "Just eggroll and miniral" ...continue

2017-06-17 09:28:06
1767 Views, 2 Likes, 1 Comments

Funny 15year old girl and her mum - Joke Of The Day

A 15year old girl went to her mum crying with blood stain on her hand... "what is it my dear?" asked her mum. Girl: I was sleeping and he sneaked into my room. ...continue

2017-06-16 07:43:29
1320 Views, 0 Likes, 1 Comments

Akpos smoked weed - Joke Of The Day

After Akpos finished smoking the best grade of weed, he went home high and out of his mind. He walked in and sat in the lounge where his Dad was. He k ...continue

2017-06-13 22:58:04
886 Views, 0 Likes, 1 Comments

A sick man and a magician - Joke Of The Day

A sick man invited a magician to his house to cure him. After examining the man, the magician told him that the sickness has no cure but the only way out is to transfer it to another person. ...continue

2017-05-29 17:24:45
696 Views, 0 Likes, 0 Comments
Kerry  (f)

Akpos Went to Wedding Without Gift - Joke Of The Day

Akpos was invited to a wedding. When he reached the hotel, he found two doors written on them: 1. Bride’s relatives 2. Groom’s relatives ...continue

2017-05-25 21:15:43
521 Views, 10 Likes, 0 Comments

Why Akpos return home early - Joke Of The Day

One day Akpos got home early from school and his dad asked, "Why are you home so early?" He answered, "Because I was the only one that answered a question in my class." ...continue

2016-10-27 19:28:16
6530 Views, 15 Likes, 9 Comments

Igbo Man - Joke Of The Day

An Igbo man opened a brand new zoo and made the entry fee N5000, nobody came. He reduced it to N2500 but still,nobody came. Then N2000...and then N1000, no body came, He brought it down to N500, but still empty. ...continue

2016-09-13 20:30:57
5445 Views, 11 Likes, 6 Comments
Nelson_Z  (m)

Funny Akpos Jokes - Joke Of The Day

Teacher : Who can state one diff between a Bird and a Fly ? .. Akpos : A bird can fly, but a fly cannot bird. ------- Girl: I'm warning you , my Mummy ...continue

2016-08-19 12:06:40
2872 Views, 5 Likes, 3 Comments
AB HACKLORDD  (m)

sex robot - Joke Of The Day

A sex robot was designed to satisfy women. It was tested on four women. The first was an Hausa woman, after one hour with the ...continue

2016-07-28 21:40:00
3112 Views, 6 Likes, 7 Comments

Marry me - Joke Of The Day

MAN: Marry me? WOMAN: Do you have a flat? MAN: No. WOMAN: Do you have a Camry car? MAN: No. ...continue

2016-07-26 09:11:16
1618 Views, 2 Likes, 3 Comments

You Are Not A Monk - Joke Of The Day

A man was driving down the road and his car breaks down near a monastery. He goes to the monastery, knocks on the door, and says, "My car broke down. Do you think I could stay the night?" ...continue

2016-06-20 11:34:09
3550 Views, 9 Likes, 6 Comments
Unlimited  (m)

FAINTING THINGS - Joke Of The Day

Just can't believe what my eyes saw yesterday evening. A Motorcyclist knocked a girl down, we all rushed to help her. While she was on the floor helplessly, with serious injuries to her body, she shouting, "My phone! My phone!!" ...continue

2016-06-13 11:49:59
3610 Views, 2 Likes, 6 Comments

Two men and a woman - Joke Of The Day

Two men and a woman went into a bar. "What is your name?" The barman asked the first man. "Tejiri" Was the reply. "How had your day been Tejiri?". " ...continue

2016-06-11 23:05:24
2046 Views, 5 Likes, 1 Comments
™OK' Boi  (m)

A local FM Radio station - Joke Of The Day

A local FM Radio station was running a contest, and I phoned up. The Radio presenter said, "Congratulations on being our ...continue

2016-06-05 01:31:49
1841 Views, 13 Likes, 5 Comments
Johnhero  (m)

girls nd dia wahala - Joke Of The Day

Happy weekend people...##enjoy.... PHONE RINGS!! CHICHI : hello AKPOS: my love how are you doing? CHICHI : am fine. AKPOS:will you be less busy by weekend to ...continue

2016-05-28 11:34:48
2357 Views, 1 Likes, 3 Comments
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