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mcaas  (m)

funny dad - General Jokes

My dad and my mum were watching one American movie yesterday evening, when I heard the sound from the movie, I decided to join them, as we were ...continue

2017-05-16 18:39:56
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The Jamaican Rastaman - General Jokes

A Jamaican was making love to his wife for the first time. He suddenly screamed "JAH BLESS I" and ran out of the room, came back with a giant bucket of water and poured it on the wife's pussy. The frighten wife shouted " watta gwan man, what u rasta do that for?" The man answered "bomboclack woman, this thing too sweet, me gwan dilute it, remember me diabetic and sweet things no good for me rastaman. ...continue

2017-05-15 12:25:26
972 Views, 1 Likes, 2 Comments

YORUBA PEOPLE - General Jokes

Yoruba people can't correct someone without adding insult as a suffix. (1) do it like this, ode. (2) press the red button, oponu. ...continue

2017-05-12 23:25:36
209 Views, 2 Likes, 0 Comments

GRANDMA - General Jokes

*GRANDMA IN COURT..* Brilliantly Hilarious: Lawyers should never ask grandmas a question if they aren’t prepared for the answer! In a trial, a small-town prosecuting attorney called ...continue

2017-05-11 23:50:08
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bribe - General Jokes

YOUR SALARY is the BRIBE they give you to forget your dream... That's true and you know bribery is not good..whenever you collect your salary(bribe) just inbox me, I will give you my account details and you will send the bride to my bank account so you won't forget your dream ...continue

2017-05-08 09:32:00
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Laugh For The Day - General Jokes

One day, I was so angry, that I left home, swearing not to return, till I became a big guy. Parents, who can't even buy me a Bike, have no rights to dream to make me an Engineer. ...continue

2017-05-07 12:18:12
865 Views, 1 Likes, 0 Comments
Johnhero  (m)

Big Question - General Jokes

_WHICH OF THIS CAN YOU DO FOR 300 MILLION DOLLARS_ 1. Start school again from kindergarten 2. Become a mad man/woman for 12 years 3. Become a blind person ...continue

2017-05-03 17:27:04
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Johnhero  (m)

breaking news - General Jokes

BREAKING NEWS. Finally! Finally! Finally! After a long deliberation that lasted for more than 9 hours between the leaders of NLC and TUC and top government dignitaries which included the Vice President, Prof. Yemi Osinbajo, Senate President, Speaker of House of Representatives, DGSS, chief of armyv staff,chief of defense,Minister of Labour and Employment, Minister of Power and Housing, Minister of Transportation, Chief of Army Staff, all the State Governors, the Inspector General of Police and other respected stake holders, it has been unanimously resolved that TOMORROW IS THURSDAY! The fifth day of the week. ...continue

2017-05-03 17:25:05
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native doctor - General Jokes

My neigbour was sick and invited a native doctor. I warned him and he told me that he can't. I pleaded with him and begged him to wait for Gods time but he ...continue

2017-04-22 00:21:40
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Cris B  (m)

Akpors is finally dead. - General Jokes

Akpors is finally dead. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . ...continue

2017-04-20 12:27:09
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Cris B  (m)

Akpors is finally dead. - General Jokes

Akpors is finally dead. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . ...continue

2017-04-20 12:26:45
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And the truth shall make u mad - General Jokes

And you shall know the truth and ...continue

2017-04-19 22:16:48
534 Views, 0 Likes, 0 Comments

different types of bank - General Jokes

Different Types Of Banks (girls) In Nigeria? 1. A girl who asks for money all the time is ...continue

2017-04-18 22:16:11
406 Views, 1 Likes, 0 Comments

papa nah fish - General Jokes


2017-04-18 11:49:25
486 Views, 1 Likes, 0 Comments

Science is the best answer - General Jokes

I thought i have heard everything in life. Until yesterday when ...continue

2017-04-14 16:43:20
592 Views, 1 Likes, 0 Comments
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