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™OK' Boi  (m)


Little Akpos was having a problem with his homework. "Dad," he asked, "What is the difference between anger and exasperation?" "Well, son," said his father, "I'll give you ...continue

2016-04-05 22:54:06
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not your son - Family Jokes

A,man bought a robot machine that slaps anyone who tells lie...During dinner he decided to test it Man; son where were you during school hours? ...continue

2016-04-05 19:09:49
330 Views, 2 Likes, 2 Comments
sherifdeen  (m)

idiot - Family Jokes

Son: Dad, what is an idiot? Dad: An idiot is a person who tries to explain his ideas in such a strange and long way that another person who is listening to him can't understand him. Do you understand me? ...continue

2016-03-30 10:03:43
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peniel  (m)

father - Family Jokes

is it posible for one to be a father BUT not a husband ...continue

2016-03-27 15:33:16
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™OK' Boi  (m)

BLOOD TYPE - Family Jokes

So me and my friends were debating about AS and AA blood type... Next day, I asked my mum about my blood type: ME: Good morning mummy. MUMMY: Good morning my son. How are ...continue

2016-03-26 13:38:54
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Lexzytee  (m)

thanksgiving day - Family Jokes

On Thanksgiving day, a little boy overhears his mom and dad fighting. He hears his mom call his dad a bastard and hears his dad call his mom a bitch. He asks, "Mommy, ...continue

2016-03-25 14:06:30
365 Views, 1 Likes, 1 Comments
™OK' Boi  (m)


She wants me to Fight for her, but No!...rnMy Grandfather fought forrnIndependence. That was the last war in my FamilyrnTree... I can't fight again!r ...continue

2016-03-22 15:30:45
335 Views, 0 Likes, 1 Comments
Senator  (m)

To my mother - Family Jokes

A man and his wife quarrelled. After the fight, the wife went into the bedroom. A few minutes later, the husband also trooped into the bedroom only to find ...continue

2016-03-18 15:10:05
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pascal  (m)

A Little Advise - Family Jokes

A Little Advise To All Men Who Want Long, Happy Marriages.... . Create a working formula on decision making. And because, you are the man and the head of the house, take decisions on bigger issues, whereas your wife, decides on smaller issues. Do not interfere in each other decisions. ...continue

2016-03-18 12:32:02
326 Views, 1 Likes, 1 Comments
pascal  (m)

married man - Family Jokes

If you are a married man and you find yourself attracted to school girls, just buy your wife a school uniform. ...continue

2016-03-17 22:40:11
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™OK' Boi  (m)


The following conversation ensued between Akpos and his wife: WIFE: Our maid is pregnant... AKPOS: That’s her problem WIFE: Neighbours are talking… AKPOS: That’s their problem. WIFE: I’m worried AKPOS: That’s your problem WIFE: They say it’s yours AKPOS: That’s my problem! ...continue

2016-03-10 12:31:14
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™OK' Boi  (m)

SWEET GIRL - Family Jokes

A man and a girl met on Whatsapp Chat and this was their conversation... MAN: Hello Sweet Girl! SWEETGIRL: Hi Lover Boy! MAN: Can I know you more please? SWEETGIRL: 19, female, sweet lips, ...continue

2016-03-09 22:55:01
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™OK' Boi  (m)

3 BULLET KIDS - Family Jokes

A woman pregnant with triplets was walking down the street when a masked robber ran out of a bank and shot her three times in the stomach. ...continue

2016-03-03 17:57:45
440 Views, 0 Likes, 4 Comments

Praying Master - Family Jokes

Boy : goes to chemist & said , giv me a condom , i m goin to gf's house for dinner .. Actually give me 2 more. Her sis is a bomb. Her m0m is still hot. ...continue

2016-02-28 01:44:52
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Couples and blind man - Family Jokes

Husband and wife were waiting at the bus stop with their nine children. A blind man joins them after a few minutes. When the bus arrives, they find it overloaded and only the wife and the nine kids are able to fit onto the bus. ...continue

2016-02-27 16:31:27
425 Views, 1 Likes, 3 Comments
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