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When naija mum join you in watching a vampire movie - Family Jokes

Kenneth mom joins Kenneth in the sitting room to watch vampire diaries Mom:- Jesus that guy is drinking blood!!!! Kenneth:- mom he does that to give him strength ...continue

2016-09-27 19:39:50
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babyp  (m)

THE AFRICAN MOTHER'S WAY - Family Jokes

When your mother call your brother and you help in calling the brother of yours that time you are truly finished . . . . ...continue

2016-09-25 01:56:12
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™OK' Boi  (m)

Ages of Women on Their Wedding Day - Family Jokes

It's very easy to know the age of a woman on her traditional wedding day... 18-21 years: There will be no dancing. Rather, the bride and her mother will be ...continue

2016-09-23 18:05:55
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™OK' Boi  (m)

Intelligent Question - Family Jokes

A little boy work up to his father and asked, "Dad, where did I get my intelligence from?" The father replied, "Well son, you might have gotten it from your mother ...continue

2016-09-21 21:11:06
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KIZITO  (m)

DINNER TYMPANIC - Family Jokes

NEVER FORCE YOUR CHILD TO PRAY: The neighbours had come over for dinner at Little Johnny's place. As they sat down for dinner, father asked Little Johnny to do the prayers. Johnny replied, "But dad, im scared." His Dad told him to just be honest and say what he felt best. So as everyone joined hands, Johnny began: " Dear Lord, thank you for bringing the kid who ate my cookies. Please bless them him with food so that he doesn't take mine. Also forgive his elder brother who undressed my sister and started wrestling with her. Im sure he wont do that again. Speaking of clothes, I want you to bless all the naked women on my dads phone with clothes. Seriously, they need it. And lastly, I want you to provide shelter to the homeless man who sleeps with my mom when dad goes to work. Thank you." No one had dinner that day. ...continue

2016-09-13 18:37:13
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Family Planning - Family Jokes

A woman went for a family planning method and was giving a form of special condom... after a month, the husband makes an observation... HUSBAND : Dear, I don't think this condom is properly fixed. ...continue

2016-06-22 10:58:21
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™OK' Boi  (m)

Smart Little Girl - Family Jokes

Once, a little girl went to a shop with her mother. In the shop, the little caught a glimpse of a bottle filled with sweets. The shopkeeper noticed her ...continue

2016-06-21 02:53:05
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™OK' Boi  (m)

farmer wrote a letter to his son - Family Jokes

An old farmer wrote a letter to his son in prison. "Son, this year I will not plant cassava and yam because I can't dig the field, I know if you were here you would ...continue

2016-06-18 12:00:12
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™OK' Boi  (m)

Great News - Family Jokes

The day after his wife disappeared in a car accident, a man answered his door to find two grim-faced Nigerian Policemen, "We are sorry Mr. Maxwell, ...continue

2016-06-15 19:27:28
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™OK' Boi  (m)

A child innocently asked his mother.. - Family Jokes

A child innocently asked his mother... CHILD: Would you leave your housegirl with your bank account card and your N1 million on the chair. MUMMY: No I don't trust her. CHILD: Then why would you leave me ...continue

2016-06-15 09:20:15
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™OK' Boi  (m)

3year old daughter - Family Jokes

A Father put his 3year old daughter to bed, told her a story and listened to her prayers which ended by saying, "God bless Mommy, God bless Daddy, ...continue

2016-06-05 01:18:41
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™OK' Boi  (m)

3year old daughter - Family Jokes

A Father put his 3year old daughter to bed, told her a story and listened to her prayers which ended by saying, "God bless Mommy, God bless Daddy, ...continue

2016-06-05 01:18:17
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Johnhero  (m)

a wife response - Family Jokes

After being married for 50 years, I took a careful look at my wife one day and said, “Fifty years ago we had a cheap house, a junk car, slept on a sofa bed and ...continue

2016-06-04 12:55:29
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Johnhero  (m)

ladies carry trouble - Family Jokes

Post BodyA family is at the dinner table. The son asks the father, “Dad, how many kinds of boobs are there?” The father, surprised, ...continue

2016-06-02 08:15:16
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Bernhardt  (m)

Your father will not die!!! - Family Jokes

Ade; papa u better send grandpa to the village so he can die there peacefully. Am just tried of him with us here. Papa Ade; thunder fire u there, my father will not die. It is your own father that will die. (re-thinks) jesus!!! Ade? Ade? Ade? ...continue

2016-05-31 17:03:38
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