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Frozen windows - Computer Jokes

Wife sends a text message to her husband on a really cold morning: Windows are totally frozen, will not open. Husband replies: “Carefully pour some warm water over it and tap the edges first with your hand, if that doesn’t work, then gently with a hammer.” ...continue

2017-06-19 08:12:28
932 Views, 0 Likes, 1 Comments
™OK' Boi  (m)

Comedy of errors - Computer Jokes

Comedy of errors : A man checked into a hotel. There was a computer in his room, so he decided to send a mail to his wife. he accidentally typed d wrong ...continue

2016-12-18 12:57:40
538 Views, 1 Likes, 0 Comments
prapra  (m)

New game - Computer Jokes

Put your phone inside water and use another phone to call it.it is a new game called water game.the game is very interesting.your phone wont spoil.it ...continue

2016-05-25 02:12:50
476 Views, 0 Likes, 0 Comments
Fresh  (m)

Akpors broken computer. - Computer Jokes

AKPOS: I cleaned my computer and it's broken! TECHNICIAN: What did you clean it with? AKPOS: Soap and water. TECHNICIAN: You are not supposed to use w ...continue

2016-05-03 15:41:47
528 Views, 0 Likes, 2 Comments
Ajah  (m)

I need an answer - Computer Jokes

CAN GOOGLE ANSWER DIS... Dear Google when will Jesus come?? Dear Google when will Nigerian homes stop eating RICE every Sunday Afternoon?? ...continue

2016-03-02 00:57:20
438 Views, 1 Likes, 0 Comments
AB HACKLORDD  (m)

hackinq ability* - Computer Jokes

I went for an interview at a big ICT company for the #position of ''Computer Hacking Investigator''. . Manager : ''So what makes you suitable for this job? . ...continue

2016-02-03 17:56:31
578 Views, 0 Likes, 2 Comments
kharly~flash  (m)

Dis z serious - Computer Jokes

Akpors called a Computer Assistant on the phone to complain and this conversation took place: Computer Assistant: May I help you? Akpors: Yes, I am having trouble with WordPress. ...continue

2015-10-29 15:59:32
741 Views, 0 Likes, 1 Comments

Akpos and facebook Team - Computer Jokes

Hi Akpors, somebody tried to login to your account from india, but we couldn't give the person access to your account ...continue

2015-09-02 01:21:11
1125 Views, 0 Likes, 0 Comments
RICSIM  (m)

COMEDY OR ERROR - Computer Jokes

A man checked into a hotel. There was a computer in his room, so he decided to send a mail to his wife. he accidentally typed d wrong email address, and ...continue

2015-08-11 23:06:36
987 Views, 2 Likes, 0 Comments
Burberry Pie  (m)

micro soft short cuts - Computer Jokes

" More than 100 Keyboard Shortcuts must read & Share Keyboard Shortcuts (Microsoft Windows) 1. CTRL+C (Copy) 2. CTRL+X (Cut) ... ...continue

2015-07-21 09:30:26
1404 Views, 2 Likes, 0 Comments
trich  (m)

The Password - Computer Jokes

A husband and wife are trying to set up a new password for their computer. The husband puts, "Mypenis," and the wife falls on the ground laughing beca ...continue

2015-06-21 05:28:02
947 Views, 1 Likes, 1 Comments
Tobi Arole  (m)

Husband and Wife - Computer Jokes

Husband and wife are trying to set up a new password for their computer. The husband puts, "Mypenis," and the falls on the ground laughing because on ...continue

2015-06-04 16:21:14
775 Views, 1 Likes, 1 Comments
Jimmyjack  (m)

Wi-Fi - Computer Jokes

A girl started noticing a guy who stands in front of her home everyday in the evening. She noticed the guy always comes mostly ...continue

2015-05-14 20:43:01
971 Views, 3 Likes, 0 Comments
Kruzkid  (m)

Akpors vs. the oyibo boy - Computer Jokes

An Oyibo kid(white boy) came with his dad to visit Nigeria and decided to show off to Akpors & his friends; the following argument ensued between them: ...continue

2015-04-08 10:45:04
1181 Views, 0 Likes, 0 Comments
Kruzkid  (m)

Answer and Win - Computer Jokes

A local FM Radio station was running a contest, and Akpors phoned in. The Radio presenter said; Congratulations Mr Akpors on being our first caller, all ...continue

2015-04-08 10:36:42
913 Views, 0 Likes, 0 Comments
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