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Animals On FacebooK - Animal Jokes

Imagine If animals and insects were on facebook, we'll be having posts and comments like: 1. MOSQUITO'S WALL POST:- Finally PHCN don off light, ...continue

2015-10-12 10:43:01
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REVELATION  (m)

RIDDLE OF THE DAY - Animal Jokes

I am an animal and my name is compose of four letters.What is unique about me is that,no one can ever "tame" me in this world.Whom am I?comment ...continue

2015-10-10 22:35:43
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Marvellous  (f)

Lagos Rat And Warri Rat - Animal Jokes

If u take better hungry beat Lagos rat, dem go go where ur foam dey chop am. Warri rats dey very educated o, go take hungry beat dem now! U tink sa ...continue

2015-10-03 10:42:07
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!!! TuRn By TuRn !!! - Animal Jokes

Just for laughs: A fowl was walking under a tree on an early sallah morning and saw a sheep tied there waiting to be slaughted. The fowl laughed and said" BARKA DA SALLA" so ...continue

2015-09-26 00:04:41
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One Minute Silence !!! - Animal Jokes

1 minute silence For the millions of Rams that's gonna be slaughtered Nationwide in the next few hours, May their gentle souls rest in perfect peace A ...continue

2015-09-24 13:04:07
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IleYa Is HeAr... OrDeR yOuR rAm - Animal Jokes

Order your ileya ram now!! Brand new ram- #50k London use ram-40k Ram with 1 eye-35k Blind ram-25k Ram with 3legs-20k ...continue

2015-09-16 20:59:56
604 Views, 1 Likes, 2 Comments

How to clean your toilet the fun way! #by Akpos DoG - Animal Jokes

1. Put both lids of the toilet up and add 1/8 cup ofrnpet shampoo to the water in the bowl. 2. Pick up the cat and soothe him while you carryrnhim ...continue

2015-09-10 19:19:42
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Goody  (m)

Fowl and Goat - Animal Jokes

One day fowl and goat were walking and discussing together on the street, all of a sudden a car drove by with high speed 'Vuum!!!', and fowl immediate ...continue

2015-09-09 23:31:59
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Akpos the fisherman - Animal Jokes

After a day fishing on Lake AoNomolos, a fisherman named Akpos is walking from the pier carrying two brown trout in a bucket. He is ...continue

2015-09-01 08:27:59
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Why did the Chicken Crossed the Road? - Animal Jokes

TEACHER: To get to the other side. PLATO: For the greater good. ARISTOTLE: It is in the nature of chickens to cross roads. KARL MARX: It was a historical inevitability. ANDERSEN CONSULTING: Deregulation of the ...continue

2015-08-24 11:31:02
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BELOVED DOM  (m)

A FOWL AND A GOAT - Animal Jokes

One wet day, two friends- a fowl and a goat were walking along a muddy road after it rained cat and dog. No sooner had they got to the peak of stagnant muddy water than a car zoomed pass splashing dirty water on them.Angril the fowl said: ''See as im dey drive like goat.'' The goat replied, '' na im make dem dey die like fowl''. ...continue

2015-08-20 17:03:40
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Gentle Dove  (m)

king of the jungle - Animal Jokes

A Lion and Lioness were sitting in their den in the jungle when a Monkey climbed up a nearby tree and started insulting the Lion. The Lioness started to get angry and said, ”King of the jungle, how dare you allow this small monkey to insult you? You must punish him.” ...continue

2015-08-20 10:46:36
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mad men - Animal Jokes

Two idiots, dami and timi went to the market. While they were there, they each bought a horse. When they got home, they discussed how to differentiate between their horses. They decided to cut the tail off of one. That worked for a while, but soon the tail grew back, so they decided that they would break one of their horses legs. Then dami asked timi, which of the horses should we break the leg off, the brown or the white one? ...continue

2015-08-19 16:38:27
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Nemypotter  (m)

THE WISE DOG - Animal Jokes

A lost dog strays into a jungle. A lion sees this from a distance and says with caution "this guy looks edible, never seen his kind before". So the ...continue

2015-08-17 16:33:57
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Smartzy  (m)

Dog food - Animal Jokes

Dog food is d sweetest n ...continue

2015-08-15 18:31:30
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