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prapra  (m)

my dog - Animal Jokes

This is a touching story I was coming from church today and i saw my dog near the road side dead. I was unhappy because i love the dog so much ...continue

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2016-05-10 16:21:37
547 Views, 0 Likes, 5 Comments
KIZITO  (m)

Baby monkey - Animal Jokes

A baby monkey asked his mother”Mom, why r we so ugly”Mo ...continue

2016-03-19 13:53:27
657 Views, 0 Likes, 0 Comments

Hat Seller and Monkeys - Animal Jokes

. There was once a hat seller who passed through the forest. The weather was very hot and he decided to take a nap under one of the ...continue

2016-03-05 19:36:41
651 Views, 0 Likes, 0 Comments
NESTA  (m)

Rat dignity - Animal Jokes

Few months back we heard d rumour of lassa fever which is said to b cause by an animal called Rat.To my greatest suprise while am asleep,I had a dream ...continue

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2016-03-01 13:36:46
587 Views, 1 Likes, 2 Comments

Vacancy - Animal Jokes

VACANCY! VACANCY!! VACANCY!!!>> A zoo in Abuja needs someone to bath lions, take care of tigers, brush crocodile teeth and feed snakes.... ...continue

2016-02-22 15:04:51
499 Views, 0 Likes, 2 Comments
Roseline  (f)

What does it means? - Animal Jokes

This afternoon as i was drinking gari in my rooom i saw a rat at a ...continue

2016-02-10 15:41:09
566 Views, 0 Likes, 9 Comments

Akpors d dullard - Animal Jokes

Akpors in an examination Hall Name 10 wild Animals 2 Tigers, 2 Lions, 3 Python, 2 chimpazee and 1 crocodile 1 words 4 akpors ...continue

2016-02-04 09:25:33
455 Views, 1 Likes, 0 Comments
Chinco  (f)

Animal death - Animal Jokes

We all know if human being died, they go to either heaven or hell. The question is this; if Animal die where do they go especially the ones we eat. ...continue

2016-01-19 12:01:57
645 Views, 1 Likes, 12 Comments
Jerry  (m)

dogs - Animal Jokes

there are three thing you can not do, (1) you can not count your hair. (2)you can not use your tongue to touch your elbow. (3)you can not put out your tongue and be breathing for 30 seconds. ...continue

2016-01-13 03:02:21
583 Views, 0 Likes, 3 Comments
kigudu  (m)

10 fishes - Animal Jokes

If i have 10 fishes in a tank,if two(2) dies and three(3 ...continue

2015-12-30 20:09:23
1111 Views, 1 Likes, 34 Comments

The priest's parrots.#B-goF - Animal Jokes

A woman went to her priest with a problem. “Father, I have two female parrots, and they only know how to say one thing. All they ...continue

2015-12-13 19:33:04
1059 Views, 1 Likes, 32 Comments
segxybobo  (m)

DANGEROUS SNAKE IN THE WORLD - Animal Jokes

BREAKING NEWS... Just yesterday on Channel TV it was announced that a very dangerous snake had just been discovered. Scientists claim that the snake is an ...continue

2015-10-29 23:43:14
786 Views, 0 Likes, 1 Comments
Petomo  (m)

The pet shop. - Animal Jokes

A man went into a pet shop with the intention of purchasing a parrot. In the pet shop were three parrots, he asked for the price of the first parrot a ...continue

2015-10-29 10:27:25
505 Views, 0 Likes, 0 Comments
Lord marshal  (m)

Akpos the foolish boi - Animal Jokes

Teacher:what is the name of a female lizard? ...continue

2015-10-14 13:08:04
693 Views, 0 Likes, 0 Comments

Animals On FacebooK - Animal Jokes

Imagine If animals and insects were on facebook, we'll be having posts and comments like: 1. MOSQUITO'S WALL POST:- Finally PHCN don off light, ...continue

2015-10-12 10:43:01
662 Views, 1 Likes, 0 Comments
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