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Discover who you are - Forum

find out what people think about you. Its an interesting app that helps you discover who you are and what people think about you. Click this link to get started. its free ...continue

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2017-07-16 01:33:49
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Frozen windows - Computer Jokes

Wife sends a text message to her husband on a really cold morning: Windows are totally frozen, will not open. Husband replies: “Carefully pour some warm water over it and tap the edges first with your hand, if that doesn’t work, then gently with a hammer.” ...continue

2017-06-19 08:12:28
2285 Views, 2 Likes, 1 Comments

Hungry Akpos and his boss - Joke Of The Day

"Where are you going to?" enquired the Boss. Akpos replied "Am going to buy my lunch" "What exactly do you want to buy" "Just eggroll and miniral" ...continue

2017-06-17 09:28:06
5884 Views, 3 Likes, 1 Comments

A 54 year old accountant and his wife - Marriage Jokes

A 54 year old accountant leaves a letter for his wife one Friday evening that reads: Dear Wife (that's what he called her): I am 54 and by the time you receive this letter I will be at the Grand Hotel with my beautiful and sexy 18 year old secretary. ...continue

2017-06-17 08:40:09
2338 Views, 1 Likes, 2 Comments

Funny parents - Family Jokes

An old man in Florida calls up his son in Michigan and says, "Listen, your mother and I are getting divorced. Forty-five years of misery is enough." ...continue

2017-06-17 08:29:32
1649 Views, 1 Likes, 0 Comments

A man that wants to live 100 years - Medical Jokes

Doctor, how can I live longer than 100 years? Do you smoke? No. Do you eat too much? No. Do you go to bed late? ...continue

2017-06-16 08:16:36
1629 Views, 2 Likes, 0 Comments

Funny 15year old girl and her mum - Joke Of The Day

A 15year old girl went to her mum crying with blood stain on her hand... "what is it my dear?" asked her mum. Girl: I was sleeping and he sneaked into my room. ...continue

2017-06-16 07:43:29
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Akpos smoked weed - Joke Of The Day

After Akpos finished smoking the best grade of weed, he went home high and out of his mind. He walked in and sat in the lounge where his Dad was. He k ...continue

2017-06-13 22:58:04
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Kerry  (f)

Akpos and his wife - Marriage Jokes

Akpos and his wife have be expecting a child for over 5years. One day, Akpos returned from work and his wife ran to him and said, “I have great news for you. Pretty soon, we’re going to be three in this house instead of two.” ...continue

2017-06-10 14:48:15
2110 Views, 1 Likes, 5 Comments
Kerry  (f)

Funny Riddle - Funny Quotes

What can you break without touching? ...continue

2017-06-10 14:41:54
1457 Views, 3 Likes, 0 Comments

Akpose used the word beans to makes a sentence - School Jokes

Akpos teacher asked her students to use the word "beans" in a sentence. "My father grows beans," said one girl. "My mother cooks beans," said a boy. ...continue

2017-06-10 14:33:56
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Kerry  (f)

A lady, pharmacist and cyanide - Medical Jokes

A nice, calm and respectable lady went into the pharmacy, right up to the pharmacist, looked straight into his eyes, and said, "I would like to buy some cyanide." ...continue

2017-06-10 14:27:12
697 Views, 1 Likes, 0 Comments
sachisco  (m)

Mountain Everest - Funny Pictures

Mountain ...continue

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2017-06-09 15:44:03
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sachisco  (m)

Akpos and the Principal's Daughter - School Jokes

“Isn’t the principal a dummy!” – said Akpos to a girl. “Well, do you know who I am?” – asked the girl. “No.” – replied Akpos. ...continue

2017-06-08 15:00:35
776 Views, 0 Likes, 0 Comments
sachisco  (m)

I’m a light bulb - Office Jokes

Woman: “I can make the boss give me the day off.” Man: “And how would you do that?” Woman: “Just wait and see.” She then hangs upside-down from the ceiling. ...continue

2017-06-07 18:29:10
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